Dedicated to Mikeyy and Douglas.
This is from Nora's Eli:
The discussion sort of reminds me of the song we used to sing at summer camp around the camp fire. The one that went:
Tell me why the stars do shine,
Tell me why the ivy climbs,
Tell me why the sky is blue,
And I will tell you just why I love you.
The official answer, if you remember, was:
Because God made the stars to shine,
Because God made the ivy climb,
Because God made the sky so blue,
Because God made you, that's why I love you.
Of course, I sort of prefer the subversive response:
Nuclear fusion is why the stars do shine,
Geotropisms are why the ivy climbs,
Scattering of light rays is why the sky is blue,
And endocrine imbalance is why I love you.
As far as I'm concerned, pearls are a glorious natural accident and let's just relish them.